Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thursday April 16: Beverly Hills and Santa Monica


Today was a leisurely day. We started off with breakfast followed by some lounging by the pool trying to decide what to do with ourselves now that we've done everything we'd planned. Eventually, we settled on checking out the Farmer's Market that we'd spotted in a brochure. It was an uneventful drive up to West Hollywood where the market is located, mostly due to some ace navigating by yours truly.

At first I was very disappointed in the Market. Not a fruit or vegetable to be seen, just a walking boulevard lined by designer shops. It seems, however, that we'd accidental wandered into The Grove, and after some mindless wandering we found what we had come looking for. Chris laughs at me often about my preconceptions which inevitably result in disappointment. I had pictured in my mind something akin to the St. Jacobs farmers market, or the market in Stitsville (Ottawa). And though there was a grocery store, and many, many restaurants, there were no individual vendors plying their hand crafted goods. Still, it was a good time, with lots to take in, culminating in a delicious lunch purchased from a Korean BBQ. The highlight of it all was dessert--a chocolate dipped frozen banana with nuts. (I was tempted to ask for a double dipped, double stick, but I wasn't sure if the old guy behind the counter watches Arrested Development).

Next, we decided to go check out the famous Santa Monica beach. We hopped onto Wilshire Bvd and took a scenic drive through downtown Beverly Hills on the way. It was interesting to pass through all of these famous areas that we hear about all the time. Once again, we were struck at how out of place our little Civic looked. Lexus, Range Rover, Mercedes, BMW, Infinity, they all seem to be par for course in LA. We even passed a Maserati dealership! Until this trip, I'd never even seen a Maserati, and now I've seen a whole parking lot full.

After some time, and many traffic lights, we arrived in Santa Monica. I motioned to Chris to park along the side of the street, and as we got out a kindly Police officer (POPO, Adam?) advised us we only had to put enough quarters into the meter for two hours (after six it's free). The beach was deceptively far away from our car, however. To get to it, we had to climb down a bluff that we hadn't seen from the road, cross a freeway that had been equally hidden from our view, before arriving at the vast stretch of sand and surf we'd been aiming for. I'm absolutely in love with the infinate variations in beach house archetecture. Each one, is unique in this world. As well, we discovered a lot of activity on the pier. It seems the Santa Monicans have erected an entire mini amusement park on their pier, and it was fun to just walk around, enjoying the buskers and watching people ride the attractions.

Unfortunately, it was a chilly day, made more so by a gusting wind from the ocean. Didn't make for good beach laying, sun soaking adventures, which we had planned for. So, after sitting for a spell on a park bench, watching the waves roll in, we headed back to the car and made for the freeway. Then, we discovered Traffic for the first time since entering America. We've been incredibly lucky, so far, but that luck ran out with a bang as we inched along for almost two hours back to the hotel. Not to worry, though, Chris and I are troopers. Our little radio adaptor for the Ipod doesn't work in LA (because pretty much every radio frequency has something already on it) but we discovered a station we both quite like and so, passed a merry time through rush hour. At least, I hope that was rush hour.
Before returning to the hotel, we stopped back in at Great Steak to enjoy another Philly Cheesesteak sandwich. Honestly, it's the best sub I've ever had. They told us that it's a chain with locations outside of California, so you can be certain we'll both be keeping our eyes open when we travel home again.

Now, we're turning in early. I think we're finally succumbing to exhaustion after our crazy running from state to state. Meeting some of our good friends from ShinSenGumi (our guild) was the best experience of my life, but I'm pretty sure that both Chris and I are ready for a few days of doing a whole lot of nothing. Some time to rest up before Vegas and the return trip.

We hope the weather warms up a bit, so we can really get to work on our tans. Besides that, my only plan is to stop in at a Trader Joe's, as I'm sure they've got one around here. Where will we be tomorrow? We'll see where fancy takes us. Malibu? Venice? Manhattan? Can't wait to find out.

9 comments:

  1. Yes the weather needs to warm up for ya'll, nothing better than spending a day laying around on the beach sunning and playing in the water. Someday I'll succeed in my efforts to get Ram to move us closer to the ocean!!

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  2. Hey, guys. This is Ramjet, again . .

    I just wanted to congratulate Light and Lazz on the resounding success of their carefully-orchestrated master plan. Yes, you can drop the charade . . I’ve been observing, and ruminating, and I’ve figured out the details of your insidious strategy. It’s time you were exposed for who you really are, and what you are up to.

    And this goes for the rest of you SSG officers, as well. I know you put them up to it. Heads are gonna roll when the details of your plan are revealed to the rest of the peons.

    You see, it finally occurred to me that almost every stop on your supposed “vacation” has been painstakingly chosen to provide an opportunity to expose those of us who chose not to reveal our images on the SSG Web Site. AHA! See, I’m not so dumb . . I bet you are squirming in your chairs, now!

    The only part of the whole scenario that has got me baffled is this one element: Motive.

    Now, I understand the motivation of the SSG Officers. That’s easy: they are just a bunch of meanies. But, I don’t get the motivation behind all you people refusing to post your pics on the SSG website. What’s up with that?

    Cali always sounds so cute on Vent, and just look at her. Sure enough, she’s cute as she can be. I always thought Nem sounded so sweet, and feminine, and competent. Again, as her pics reveal, she’s cute and feminine, just like she sounds. I don’t know Chance so well, but he looks like he’d be a cool, interesting guy to hang around with.

    You all knew that Alyne was gonna be pretty, just like her voice. And, now you know, she’s just as pretty as you ever thought she’d be.

    Maybe I’m paranoid. But I think I might have been the target of this deceitful operation. After all, I had the most to lose. On Vent, I’m told, I sound like a regular guy. But, now the truth is exposed: Yes, I’m a fat, wretched, goofy-looking redneck. But, for those of you who are thinking of taking Alyne away from me ‘cause I don’t deserve her . . well, think again! Why do you think I revealed my secret arsenal? Just try to sweep her away, and you will face the redneck wrath!

    And then there’s Eldrik and Eaden. Wow, what a great-looking couple! I had seen, I think, one pic of Eaden, and I knew she was beautiful. But, what is up with Eldrik? Why no pics, before? If I looked like that, I woulda posted my pictures a long time ago.

    Now comes the last exposure: Dream and Kage. Dream looks like so much fun. He looks, as you describe him, to be ‘always laughing and smiling’. Seems like he’d be really fun to hang around with.

    The grand finale, and the biggest surprise to me, was the final exposure of Kage’s image. The only thing I can figure is that this is a grandiose coup attempt by the officers to finally rid themselves of Kage? Well, your coup attempt has backfired! You probably thought, as I did: ‘Wow, this guy *never* reveals his image . . . the poor guy must have some genetic defect, or horrific burn scars or something.” Well, he had you fooled! And now, we all know that Kage is a cool guy who could have posted his image at any time! HA! Denied. Kage has beaten you in the master chess game by simply maintaining his cool, patient strategy.

    The jig is up! Light, Lazz, you are exposed. There is only one way to prevent me from revealing your evil plan for all to see on the SSG website:

    You *will* return for another visit. You will bring me 14 dollars in unmarked American currency, and you will present to me a briefcase loaded with uncirculated Mennonite Maple-Walnut bars . . each yummy bar individually wrapped in hygienic plastic.

    You have 48 hours. See that you do not fail.


    - - Ramjet

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  3. One problem with your theory Ram...I'm an officer and you have me on that list. If it were a conspiracy, why would I have voluntarily been involved? (Unless it was to throw you off...oops, did I type that?)

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  4. I'm *not* dumb! I'm *not* paranoid! Stop it, Nem. You are making my brain hurt.

    - - Ram

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  5. I was only following orders.

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  6. Lazz...we discussed this before you two left. You weren't supposed to say anything. You were supposed to act sweet and keep people offguard, I was supposed to listed among the others, and Light was going to engage in enough conversation to get dirt on everyone.

    Err, I mean...it was all Poet's idea. Thats it. All Poet.

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  7. Poet? I'm confused. I take my orders from Anamil.

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  8. Ram, that first night we met you did not go at all as planned. You are absolutely right, your wife is smoke'n. From the first encounter with her, we decided to try to steal her away from you. As we all sat around the pool eating dinner, Peter carefully slipped some forget-me-now's into Alys drink. Unfortunately, in all the shuffling around of dishes and drinks, well, Pete has no memory of that night. Turned out OK though, that was before we saw your guns.

    Still friends?

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  9. "
    POPO: A Police officer, especially the ones that rides on bikes.

    Orgin: California late 80's

    Police officers that patrols certain beaches on bikes wore a vest that said PO in huge blockletters on each of their chest. which means Police Officer. they usually ride around in group of two's."


    I rest my case!

    Keep the times rockin.

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